Cerita Lucu XIV
CINTA dan KENTUT tidak bisa ditahan, keduanya bisa menjadi lega bila terlaksana.
CINTA tertahan = Sengsara, KENTUT ditahan = Menderita
Kalau CINTA dan KENTUT keras bersuara, tentu perasaan kita lega.
CINTA terkesan malu-malu tapi mau, KENTUT bikin malu-maluin baunya.
CINTA tanpa rasa, bukan CINTA namanya, KENTUT tak berbau, bukan KENTUT namanya.
CINTA itu rapuh, KENTUT itu bau.
CINTA itu halus, KENTUT itu virus.
CINTA diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepayang, KENTUT diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepalang.
CINTA bagi kebanyakan orang muda, "Ahhh, CINTA monyet...!"
KENTUT didepan banyak orang, "Sialan, monyet lu...!"
CINTA dan KENTUT sama-sama sering dicari:
Kalau sudah CINTA: "Dimana engkau duhai kekasih?"
Kalo sudah KENTUT: "Siapa nih yang KENTUT? Hayoo, ngaku gak...?!!!"
CINTA berlebih membuat orang terbuai, KENTUT berlebih membuat orang terkulai.
CINTA menyatukan persepsi, KENTUT menyatukan emosi.
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nanti kalo naek sepeda,kamu pegangan ama aku yaah
aku takut kamu jatuh
klo kamu jatuh
nanti aku disangka
buang sampah sembarangan
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suatu hari ada 3 anak yg brnma adi,ferdi,dan hendri yg berbincang2 ttg pkerjaan ayahnya,..
adi : "hey tman2,.bapak ku hebat,.bsa mengangkat spda motor sndrian ,hbat kan?"
ferdi : "itu gk sberapa,.ayahku bsa menggeret mobil dg tanganya sndrian,"
hendri : "ah,itu gk sberapa,ayahku malahan bsa menggoyang2kan 4 mobil sekaligus dg kakinya"
adi&ferdi : "emang ayahmu pekerjaanya apa?"
hendri : "tukang odong - odong"
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Murid: pagi bu guru...???
Bu guru: pagi juga anak....
Bu guru: sekarang pelajarannya apa nak...????
Murid: Matematika bu... (semngat abiz ini murid)
Bu guru: ada yg mau tanya nggak anak-anak.....???
Murid: ya jelas ada laccch Bu....
Bu guru: apa nak pertanyaannya...???
Murid: Q punya apel 5 .. lalu Ibu guru minta 1... tinggal berapa apel Q Bu...???
Bu guru: masih 4 doonk...!!!
Murid: salah Bu... sambil jawab "ya ttp 5 laaach Bu"
Bu guru: Kok bisa...!!!!
Murid: Kan Bu guru nggak Aku KASIH...
Bu guru: dasar murid kurang AJAR...!!!
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Bahasa Indonesia lebih simple dibanding Bahasa Inggris.
English: "Would you please care to elaborate on that statement?"
Indonesian: "MAKSUD LOH?!"
English: "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."
Indonesian: "Jangan Telat Yee !"
English: "I definitely won"t make it. You guys go and have fun without me."
Indonesian: "Ntar gue nyusul."
English: "your statement is already known by everybody else".
Indonesian: " BASI.. LO "
English: "I couldn"t see the necessity of this conversation".
Indonesian: "GA PENTING Boo ... "
English: "I couldn"t think of any idea of where to go and what to do".
Indonesian : " MATI GAYA neh "
English: "I need to tell u something unfortunately still need to be confirmed on its validity".
Indonesian: " Eh....TAU GA" SIH LO....(Nggosip) "
English: "I couldn"t imagine what else could"ve happen".
Indonesia: BUSEEETTT....
English: "The conclusion which is not accepted".
Indonesian: " CAPE DEH !! "
English: "pardon me"
Indonesia : " HAAAHH ?? " X_X
English: "I think you should not act in such an improper way".
Indonesian: " PLiiiss Dech "...
English: I think it would be better if we don"t see each other again...
Indonesia: LOE, GUE, END !!! "
English: Thank God... This moment and circumstances mean so much to me and I should be grateful....
Indonesia: "Alhamdulillah yaah... Sesuatu banget ...."
English: "could you tell me what"s your address precisely...?"
Indonesia: "diiiimaanaaa tinggalnya dimaana?" 8-|<=-P=D
English : "What am I supposed to know the thing you"re talking about?"
Indonesia : "Emang gw pikirin."
